Are you missing out on life? Probably. You may not even realize how many fractions of seconds of each day you're missing because of an outdated habit called "blinking." Some have tried to outsmart this by winking one eye at a time, but that's only 50% effective.
People often ask me, Elon, how do you do so much in a day? The answer is that I don't blink. Don't need to. I've developed brand new revolutionary new approach to how I see the world, by always seeing the world.
Using Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, and throwing it out the window because I'm always certain, I've created a quantum dispersion device using Boyle's gas laws to circulate a saline solution administered via an ocular route through the ambient air.
TLDR; Eye drops humidifier. Great for when I get really baked.
Recommended for gamers, spreadsheeters, and general seeing enthusiasts.
